I really hate allergies. Had them all my life. Now that summer is upon us, they're finally beginning to ease, which made me ask the question:
What is the worst place and time to sneeze?
- During a knife fight
- While landing a plane
- While jumping from a plane
- While landing after jumping from a plane
- During a Mexican Standoff
- While Snorkling
- While performing surgery
- During your wedding kiss
- During a blowjob (applies to both parties)
- While covered in bees
- While juggling chainsaws
- At the dentist
- At the climax of sex
- While farting
- While eating Fruity Pebbles (Anachronism! No one eats these)
- During a kegstand (this may be impossible)
- While swallowing a sword
- While charming a cobra
- While murdering someone in their sleep
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